Dumbass of the Day

An unnamed California computer tutor was killed in a head-on collision yesterday when his 1991 Honda Accord wandered across the centerline and collided head-on with a Hummer.

Why would a perfectly good car wander across the centerline and collide with oncoming traffic, you ask? Why, because the driver was too busy working on his laptop to notice that he had crossed said centerline, of course.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Looks like this year’s Darwin Awards are shaping up nicely.

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posted by Chris on 27 February 2007 at 1357 in humour


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