In a late entry to the “Best of 2006” category, I give you:
Nude wet meat soil bandit caught
It is a tribute to what went on that day that the fact its protagonist is called Colt Langstaff and lives in a town called Cool is by far the most boring thing about this story (which we sincerely hope is true).
We sincerely hope it is true too, because that’s a story for the ages.