Dumbass of the Day

Adrian Apgar, you are the smartest man alive. You got high on crack, then swam in an alligator-infested pond.

The story also has the best lead in the history of journalism:

In further news of the misadventures of people who are naked, a naked man on crack was pulled from the jaws of an alligator in Florida on Wednesday.

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posted by Chris on 30 November 2006 at 2154 in humour

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