You can’t sell a mixture of oil, water, colour, and flavours as “cheese”, so why is it that Kraft Foods sells a similar concoction as guacamole, containing less than two percent avocado? There’s a lot of complaining about the frivolity of some lawsuits filed in this country, but you heard it here first — this isn’t one of them. That crap is not guacamole. “Processed avocado food product,” maybe. But it sure isn’t guacamole.