Shawn LeFlore, a 33-year-old Texan, was pulled over in Dallas on Tuesday for having an expired vehicle registration. Believing he was wanted (guilty conscience?), LeFlore got out of the vehicle and ran, ending up waist-deep in mud in a nearby field, where he died of exposure as police tried to pull him out some two hours later.
Key quote: “Toxicology results [are] pending.”
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