Dumbass of the Day

Today’s award goes to Robbin Doolin of Kansas City, MO. Ms. Doolin was driving to work two weeks ago and instead of rolling down her window, she opened her car door so that she could spit.

Ms. Doolin was not wearing a seatbelt.

Choose the most likely outcome of this situation:

A) Ms. Doolin successfully expectorates with no further incident
B) Ms. Doolin successfully expectorates and falls out of the car, removing herself from the gene pool
C) Ms. Doolin successfully expectorates, falls out of the car, failing to remove herself from the gene pool, gets up off the highway, chases her car over an embankment where it is now threatening a construction site, and ends up in the hospital, where she is treated for various injuries to her limbs and head.

If you answered (C), you win the prize.

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(via Dave Barry)

posted by Chris on 11 August 2005 at 1059 in humour


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