They’re Definitely Suspicious Now

A man in southwestern Wisconsin is in court after keeping his dead mother’s body in a freezer for the last five years. The man claimed he did it because he was afraid police would suspect he had killed his mother.

“Fred, I think we’ve got an eater!”
“I’ll get the oven on!”

posted by Chris on 26 April 2005 at 1648 in humour


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