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Setting: A generic conference room in Corporate America. Two Hands and a Head are seated at a large table.

Head: I’ve called you here today because I want to make a very important introduction. Right Hand, I want you to meet Left Hand.

Right Hand: Glad to meet you!

Left Hand: Charmed, i’m sure. So, where do you work?

Right Hand: Oh, I work at Microsoft.

Left Hand: Really? What a co-inkly-dink! So do I!

Hands begin an animated discussion about their jobs. Scene fades to black, and a corporate-sounding voice says, “Despite this dramatic introduction, the Right Hand still doesn’t know what the Left Hand is doing.

Update (2129 07 January 2005): Microsoft, as I anticipated, has edited the photo linked above. The image below is the original.

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