No, not Clinton. Chamberlain. In Binghamton, New York. At a Motel Six. You know, Tom Bodett, “We’ll Leave the Light On For Ya,” big-red-number-six-on-a-blue-background Motel Six.
Mr. Roger Chamberlain has been charged with felony criminal mischief after coating the entire inside of his room with Vaseline. Oh, and himself. He was found at a nearby motel after checking out, still covered in Vaseline.
Lube, anyone?