The crackhead who inspired this hilarious rant would be Dumbass of the Day, but he isn’t really stupid…just lazy.
However, the owner of the motorcycle that was victimised is a dumbass. His spark plugs got stolen, so he a) didn’t move the bike and therefore got a $35 street-sweeping ticket and b) had it towed to the dealer and then let the dealer install new spark plugs ($100 total).
A word to the not-so-wise: spark plugs, even for a Moto Guzzi, are only $5 or so each. Installing them is very very easy, and if you need a wrench, you can buy one for $10.
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