Not Guilty By Reason Of, Uhm…Your Honor?

I have jury duty on 16 March. Please, God, let me get a case like this one.

I promise I’ll try my best to keep a straight face when the defence counsel states, in his closing arguments, “You, the jury, have heard testimony that my client was otherwise occupied and most certainly could not have been driving Mr. Esposito’s vehicle while simultaneously performing oral sex on him.”

posted by Chris on 03 March 2004 at 2349 in humour


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