Dumbass of the Day
If you are high on crack, drinking alcohol, and driving around lost without a valid license, the last person you should ask for directions is probably…a police officer.
Of course, this is only a hop, skip, and jump away from the lady who set her husband’s go-kart on fire after they watched a Jennifer Lopez movie, so maybe we shouldn’t be all that surprised.
(Hat tip to Dave Barry for both links.)
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