The enterprising, 18-year-old Damion Mosher gets today’s award after shooting himself in the gut while crushing live ammunition with a hammer (!) to salvage the scrap brass, which he intended to sell to the local metal recycler for $1.70 per pound. How many pounds of spent shell casings does it take to pay for an ER visit to remove a .223 round from one’s abdomen? I only ask because Mr. Mosher might benefit from this information.
Red Forman Dumbass Rating:
(via Dave Barry)
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