A 25-year-old University of Michigan senior was killed in Thailand earlier this month “when he stuck his head off the side of the train and was knocked off by a pole, or something hanging from a pole.” I’m still not clear as to whether or not Mr. Keep-your-hands-and-feet-inside-the-vehicle-at-all-times was actually decapitated or simply killed by the combined impact of being bonked in the head and subsequently falling off a moving train, but either way…
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