The syllogistic logic of John Prescott, Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain (who may have, in fact, been channeling a famous professor of logic in addition to Mike Myers):
Premise: If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!
Premise: The Middle East peace process is being handled by George Bush, who not only does not represent Scotland, but is not even a little Scottish.
Logical conclusion: Dubya’s idea of a peace process is crap!