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From the same state that once voted Jesse “The Body” Ventura into the governor’s office comes Glenn Johnson, a St. Paul resident whose idea of “doing the laundry” involved both gasoline and detergent (which, in other applications, might be called napalm). Key quote:

I seen a ball of fire come up from the sink. You know I made it towards the door. It blew me out of the laundry room and on to the steps.

For washing your clothes in flammable liquids and exposing said liquids to an ignition source, Glenn, you are hereby awarded the coveted Blizza Blizza Dumbass of the Day Award.

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(via Dave Barry, of course)

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