Disturbing Headline of the Day

Michael Jackson Tells Orphans He Loves Them On tour of Japan

Orphans respond, “We do not love you back. Please keep your 45-year-old hands off us, you dirty man.”

Runners-up include “Jackson plans first outing since trial” (The Digital Spy) and “Michael Jackson Pops Up in Tokyo” (andPOP).

posted by Chris on 28 May 2006 at 1424 in humour


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