Choose Your Own Dumbass of the Day

Remember those “Choose Your Own Adventure” books? Well, you readers get to Choose Your Own Dumbass of the Day.

In this corner, wearing the blue shorts, we have Unlucky Car Thief Michael Chapman, who stole a car, drove out of town, and stopped to ask for directions at the car’s owner’s father’s house.

In the other corner, wearing a stunning red ensemble, is Anonymous Irresponsible Mother in St. Paul, who, rather than expressing concern over the fact that her three-year-old “found” a handgun under a couch cushion, removed its clip and tossed it back on the couch for Junior to play with. She forgot to clear the chamber, and Junior shot her in the leg, presumably by accident.

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posted by Chris on 14 March 2006 at 2259 in humour


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