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Jessica Booth (no relation to John Wilkes, at least as far as we know), of Memphis, TN, wins the award for her absolutely genius plan to whack four of her fellow Memphisians so that she could steal a giant block of cocaine.

Except the “cocaine” turned out to be queso fresco cheese, and the hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover five-oh, and Ms. Booth is now in jail on four counts of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

Red Forman Dumbass Rating:

(via Dave Barry)

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