Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my distinct honour and privilege to introduce to you this evening a world-renowned bean researcher, whose patented Lo-Fart™ beans have spared the world countless instances of olfactory trauma:
In related news, bookies in Vegas are handicapping Mr. Leakey’s odds of winning next year’s Ig Nobel prize in Public Health at 3:1, making him the early favourite for the honour.
(via Dave Barry, of course)
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