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This is funny, but it’s also horribly, horribly sick.

An 87-year-old, wheelchair-bound California man has been convicted and sentenced for trying to fly to the Philippines to have sex with nine-year-olds.

See, if the Filipinos had American lawyers, what they’d do is sue the bejeezus out of Pfizer for allowing an 87-year-old wheelchair-bound dude to sustain an erection for more than 30 seconds.

If only there was a Red Forman Pervert Rating. John Seljin would definitely get a five. Heck, maybe a six.

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