This is funny, but it’s also horribly, horribly sick.
An 87-year-old, wheelchair-bound California man has been convicted and sentenced for trying to fly to the Philippines to have sex with nine-year-olds.
See, if the Filipinos had American lawyers, what they’d do is sue the bejeezus out of Pfizer for allowing an 87-year-old wheelchair-bound dude to sustain an erection for more than 30 seconds.
If only there was a Red Forman Pervert Rating. John Seljin would definitely get a five. Heck, maybe a six.
Red Forman Dumbass Rating:
Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)
(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)