Dumbass of the Day

Further proving that some people just shouldn’t ever be left alone with children, an Ionia woman will be arraigned tomorrow on charges that she let her 14-year-old drunk nephew drive her car.

Memo to inattentive parents and other adult relatives: if you’re going to let your charges drive drunk to the gas station, perhaps you should ensure that your vehicle has enough gas to get there. If you somehow find this too difficult and do run out of gas, you probably shouldn’t park the car on the shoulder and pass out where a deputy can find you and your underage drunken relatives.

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posted by Chris on 28 March 2005 at 1540 in humour


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