Pirate Jokes

In honour of the release of Disney’s Pirates of the Carribean, I offer you these groaners:

Did you hear what Pirates of the Carribean is rated?
Aaarrgh! (Thanks, Cathy.)

Ah, but do you know why?
Because of all the booty!

What do they charge pirates to get their ears pierced?
Aaarrgh! Buccaneer! (Thanks, Kim.)

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender hands him the drink and says, “I couldn’t help but notice that there’s a steering wheel sticking out of your pants.” The pirate responds, “Aaarrgh! It’s driving me nuts!”

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be in town until Tuesday. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

Oh yeah, and don’t forget the pirate keyboard.

posted by Chris on 14 July 2003 at 0030 in humour

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