…who swallowed a fly/I don’t know why she swallowed a fly/Perhaps she’ll die.
Remember that one? Yeah, well, an Israeli woman didn’t.
I’m not sure what’s scarier - that she swallowed a large cockroach, or that she thought going after it with a salad fork was a good idea. Me, well, hey, the roach is already down - you did the hard part. Just leave it be and let your stomach go to work. Forks don’t digest as well, and they hurt like a sonofabitch going down.
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