A Million Typewriters, a Million Monkeys, a Little Shakespeare

I came home this evening and found that not only was my apartment notflooded, but I had a brand-new Delta 100-WF faucet (too bad it wasn’t a Price Pfister, because that would have been just too funny after this morning’s post below), a totally cleaned up countertop, new cutoff valves, new braided stainless water supply lines from the valves to the faucet, and an intact doorknob.

Hey, eventually they had to get something right. Now they’re batting, oh, about .100…which is probably still better than the Tigers’ team average.

They somehow managed to use up every single paper towel on my nearly-full roll, though, leaving me with nothing but a cardboard tube. I’m tempted to send them a bill for $1.50, but I’m scared they might try to come out and replace the paper towels and break something else.

Next up: they try to finish painting my bathroom. Again. We’ll see how that works out…

posted by Chris on 12 June 2003 at 1957 in apartment

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