OK, so the bush meat trade is primarly a West African phenomenon, not a South African one, but it still works. A South African baby was stolen by a large baboon, who then proceeded to bite into the child’s head, eat its brain, and run away.
I didn’t know Mike Tyson was roaming around in South Africa, or that Lennox Lewis was engaged to Lettie Goitsimang Tukane.
No word on whether the baboon was sent by angry Czechs tired of receiving the Nigerian e-mail scam.
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