Gates Assassinated

Bill Gates was assassinated today. Or, uh, wait a second…no, he wasn’t. Shoot.

Question for Korean stockbrokers: why did you think Bill Gates’s assassination would affect how Microsoft is run? He stepped down as CEO over a year ago and doesn’t meddle in the day-to-day affairs of the company to any great extent any more.

posted by Chris on 04 April 2003 at 1721 in humour

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