This just showed up in my inbox:
Are you really satisfied with your p*enis size?
Yes, in fact, both I and your mother are quite satisfied with my penis size. Thanks for asking. Your mother appreciates your looking out for her sexual well-being, too.
She also said to get a haircut, take a shower, and move the fuck out of her basement.
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