Can I get a forecast for Hell please? I’m particularly interested in the temperature for the next few days, because I just saw this as the lead on a story:
The Tigers remain the American League’s only unbeaten team following tonight’s 5-to-2 victory over the Texas Rangers.
Followed closely by:
Detroit’s Chris Shelton pushed his major league-leading home run total to five with a two-run drive.
I know it’s April and all, but still. Four-and-oh ain’t a bad start for a team that hasn’t seen four games above .500 in something like 10 years.
UPDATE:
The Tigers knocked off Texas again tonight, this time by a 7-0 score. The aforementioned Chris Shelton is now batting .700, and the Tigers are 5-0 for the first time in 21 years. Dare we hope?