There is a cricket in my bedroom.
He is very lonely.
Someone get him a fine lady cricket immediately, or get me a big can of Raid, because this noise is driving me nucking futs.
We now return to your irregular and unscheduled blogging.
The cricket’s perspective:
There is a human in my bedroom.
He is very lonely.
Someone get him a fine lady human immediately, or get me some earmuffs, because this thwacking noise is driving me nucking futs.
We now return to your irregular and unscheduled chirping.