ScienceDaily is reporting that Duke University researchers have postulated a computer that pairs answers with questions put to it, delivering solutions to problems nearly instantaneously.
Why wait? Through the modern miracles of the Internet, PHP, and, to quote the About page of this site, “the inimitable mind currently resident in a human container known as Chris Lawson,” such a computer is already available.
First, speak a question out loud.
Louder. I didn’t hear you.
OK, thanks. I’ve determined the answer to your question. Click here for the answer.