Breaking News: Reptiles No Longer Classified as Animals

This just in…the city of Gulfport, Mississippi, has officially declared that Reptilia are no longer a sub-classification of Animalia.

Two ordinances enacted on 07 January make it illegal

to have an animal or reptile within 150 feet of a public event unless the animal or reptile is participating. It does not apply to animals or reptiles fenced inside private property near an event or to service animals.

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posted by Chris on 27 January 2005 at 1348 in sci-tech

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