The Pistons are going to win the NBA championship this year for one chief reason: Chauncey… Chauncey and Rip…Rip and Chauncey…the two reasons are Rip and Chauncey, and Mehmet…the three reasons are Rip, Chauncey, Mehmet… and Chucky…the four…no…
Amongst the reasons are such players as…oh, bugger it.
Really, though, with names like Chauncey, Rip, Chucky, and Mehmet, you can’t lose. Would you want to go up against a guy named “Rip” or “Chauncey?”