“Hi, I’m Eric, and, uh, I rush the field at White Sox games to attack umpires and opposing players/coaches.”
“Hi, Eric.”
Seriously. Can this please stop?
At least he’s been charged with a felony.
Side note: if you read the history of attacks in Chicago carefully, you’ll notice the Tigers swept the Sox by forfeit in 1979.
Which was probably the last time the Tigs swept anybody.
Ba-dum *ching*.
I love ‘em, but damn, they suck.