Twiddlin’ Thumbs

So Dubya, being the infitely stupid man that he is, decided it would be a good idea to go to war. Fortunately, he said Saddam had 48 hours, after which we could strike “at a time of our choosing.”

Wouldn’t it be great if we just pulled out all our troops, brought everyone home, let things simmer for a couple of years, and then just bombed the shit out of Baghdad with B-52s from Barksdale one night? Like sometime in July 2005. Everyone will have completely forgotten about this whole mess by then, and Saddam will be caught so off-guard that he’ll be a piece of cake to assassinate.

Hey, it could work…

posted by Chris on 19 March 2003 at 2146 in war


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